Zambetul zilei! Turcii au trei probleme

A protester raises her fist and shouts a slogan during a demonstration on June 9, 2013 on Gundogdu square in Izmir. Turkey's defiant Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan on June 9 told supporters his patience "has a limit" as he went on the offensive against mass protests to his Islamic-rooted government's decade-long rule. As tens of thousands of protesters massed in Istanbul, the capital Ankara and the western city of Izmir, in unrest now in its 10th day, Erdogan staged his own rallies across three cities to fire up loyalists of his ruling Justice and Development Party (AKP). AFP PHOTO /OZAN KOSEOZAN KOSE/AFP/Getty Images

Intr-o discoteca in Germania intra un rus, pe tricoul caruia scria mare: “Turcii au trei probleme”.
Nu sta mult si se apropie un turc de el:
– Ce faci ma aici? Cauti bataie?
– Asta e prima voastra problema, va luati de oricine fara sa va fi facut nimic.

Dupa vreo cinci ore dupa ce se termina totul si lumea pleca acasa, la iesire pe rus il asteptau o turma de turci.
– Asta e doua voastra problema, nu va puteti rezolva problemele singuri si veniti in turma.

Turcii cum au auzit au scos cutitele la el.
– Si asta e a treia voastra problema, intotdeauna veniti la un schimb de focuri cu cutitele!

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